Once there was a mother bulldog named Patty, She had a litter of Puppies one day. There was five in all. Two girls and three boys. Patties owner sold the puppies to four different families...all except for Marco, He was a little Koo Koo up stairs, So no one wanted him...yet.
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The owner put a sign in the front yard that said "Bulldogs for sale! $ 30" I even think the Bulldog Mom went a little crazy while looking at her loony son.
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Since all his siblings moved away ( to the mothers great joy ) You might have thought Marco would be sad but no...he didn't know the difference. Every day he woke up thinking he was a frog and he would try to bite flies, but his mother would soon beat that out of him...she made sure of that. Every night she would pray " Would someone please adopt my son + move to China before i lose my marbles!" But all hope seemed to be lost.
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And every day his Mom would lose 1 marble. Mom bulldog suggested to her owner "Lets drown my son...PLEEZE!" But the owner always said "NO".
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Her son was such a pain in the patootie...I cant even describe the things he does, So one day Mom bulldog set out in search of someone to please take her son...for free! "WOW what a great offer!" The people said...but when they saw him...lets just say the crowd cleared. So her searching was in vain.
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Every day Mama Bulldog went to her owner and begged for the right to drown her son in the lake, But the owner said "NO".
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Mama bulldog thought of shooting herself but she thought better even through her slowly dimming brain. Every night she would get a screw driver and try to unscrew his head to see what was wrong up there....but there were no screws to be found "One other thing about him that's weird". His Mom thought.
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But one day something beautiful happened, an odd looking car pulled up in the drive way and a nerdy looking man jumped out of it...Mom bulldog thought he resembled a cat named Frankenstein. He freakily walked up the steps and knocked at the door, Patties owner came out "What do YOU want?" She said
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"A BULLDOG!" He screamed in her ear.
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Pattie waddled as fast as she could to the doorway and booted her owner out of the way...Panting she said
" OF COURSE PLEASE TAKE HIM NOW!"
the END
if your wondering why it ended so abruptly....the craziness left me :D
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